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In every political race, local and national, you end up with crazy candidates who never expect to (or are not expected to) win but they provide an interesting news story or two.  The presidential race apparently includes Jonathon Albert “The Impaler” Sharkey, an ordained Satanic dark priest and former board member of Hillborough, New Jersey’s County Executive Republican Committee, who promises to perform same-sex marriages at White House at least once a month and to impale criminals and terrorists, but not law-abiding American citizens.

Gene Amondson — 64, running for the second time for the Prohibition party, Amondson has spent the past 20 years dressing up as the Grim Reaper with a whiskey bottle in one hand and a scythe in the other to preach the ills of liquor. Also a wood carver, oil painter, pie baker, children’s book author and professional impersonator of 1900s evangelical anti-booze preacher Billy Sunday.

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Jackson Kirk Grimes — 56, a single pagan with a GED who once portrayed Hitler on “Star Trek,” this director of the United Fascist Union (which promotes the economic theories and political ideologies of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein) and two-time presidential candidate promises to abolish paper money and create a global government if elected.

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