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Have you ever sat around with your friends, wondering why there isn’t an organized sport involving cute bloodthirsty women beating the crap out of each other with pillows?  Well, the fine folks at the Pillow Fighting League (or simply PFL) have stepped in to fill that need.  According to the league’s website, the rules are:

(1) Women Fighters Only. No Exceptions.

(2) Fights have a five minute time limit and are won via pinfall, surrender, or referee stoppage. If a fight ends at the time limit with no winner, a winner is declared by a three-judge committee.

(3) Punching, leg drops, clotheslines, submission holds, and other moves
are allowed as long as a pillow is used to execute the attack.

(4) Preventing an opponents’ pillow strike by holding her pillow results in a warning from the referee. Judges may choose to include these warnings as part of their judging criteria if a fight goes the distance.

(5) No eye-gouging, biting, scratching, hair pulling, or low blows.

(6) No rude, lewd, or suggestive behavior.

(7) Loading a pillow with a foreign object such as a brick is
strictly forbidden.

My only question is, when can I start seeing this on espn?

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