Men smuggled monkeys, leopard cubs, orchids, and birds of paradise in pants
September 20th, 2006 . by joe
How the hell do people come up with these kinds of ideas?
When the rare birds of paradise escaped from his suitcase and flew over the heads of U.S. Customs Agents at Los Angeles International Airport, Robert Cusack decided it was best to confess that, yes, he did have more to declare.
“I have monkeys in my pants,” Cusack told the agents.
Two endangered slow loris pygmy monkeys were rescued from Cusack’s underwear.

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