Man charged with assault on confined person for farting on cellmate
December 30th, 2006 . by joe
If flatulance is a crime, why don’t the cops stake out every mexican restaurant in America?
His name is Brian Bruggeman, but the Nebraska inmate may get a nickname more like “Jack the Ripper” after constantly blasting his cellmate with flatulence.
Bruggeman, 38, is now charged with assault on a confined person for allegedly passing gas repeatedly, resulting in a fight at the Lincoln County Jail.
Guards were first alerted to the problem Dec. 14 when inmate Jesse Dorris began banging on his cell door, screaming he wanted out of his cell, according to the North Platte Bulletin.
Dorris couldn’t stand Bruggeman’s “bad gas,” said Sheriff Jerome Kramer.
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