Don’t hassle The Hoff.
July 30th, 2006 . by joe
I think David Hasselhoff almost needs his own category in this bog. Anything connected to him ends up being funny.
True story: David Hasselhoff showed up at Wimbledon last month without a ticket. When guards gave him a hard time and wouldn’t let him in, he responded, “You should let me in. Do you know who I am?” When they said they didn’t [I’m so sure! -ed.], he responded with one simple phrase: “I am The Hoff,” quickly doubling up with the warning “Don’t hassle The Hoff.” At this point they gave him a ticket and happily ushered him in. True Story.


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