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I wasn’t going to post anything else tonight but this is too bizarre to pass up.

Then it was my turn… I walked to the front, where she had me raise my right hand to swear that I would tell the truth, whole truth & nothing but the truth. She asked if my name change was to defraud creditors, I said no. She asked if it would be detrimental to anyone else, I said no. She Then asked if I was indeed changing my middle name to that of my childhood hero, I smiled & said “Yes Ma’am.” She said, “Then I do order & decree that your name be changed from Jason Michael Burrows to Jason Megatron Burrows” with a HUGE grin. There were quite a few chuckles from the courtroom… I was handed the paperwork & I split. =) 

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I thought you were supposed to create your porn star name by combining the name of your pet and the name of the street you grew up on but Tara Madden apparently just used her friend’s name.

Tara Madden is a 25-year-old porn movie actress who uses the stage name Syvette Wimberly when starring in films like “Anal Camera 19.” While Madden’s professional alias is catchy and distinctive, the name is identical to that of a former Texas high school pal of the X-rated performer. As a result, Kristen Syvette Wimberly, 25, has filed a lawsuit against Madden and the porn distributor Vivid Entertainment for the misappropriation of her name. 

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Look away little Timmy!  Your beloved Nemo is going on a wild journey.

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I think $17,877 might be a little expensive for Pee Wee Herman’s Schwinn Bike.

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An Oconomowoc man might think twice before poppin’ in another porno flick in his DVD player.

Bret Stieghorst admits the movie might have been up a little loud. All of a sudden, he says he heard his kitchen door bust open by a man with a three-foot long sword!

Turns out his downstairs neighbor thought the sounds he heard was a woman being raped.

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