Monkeys Use It
July 30th, 2007 . by joe

July 18th, 2007 . by joe
Romanian police have arrested a naked man with no hands for drink driving.
Officers pulled over his car after seeing it swerving from side to side on a busy road.
They were shocked to find disabled driver Aurel Olteanu, 23, naked in his BMW 3 series in the seaside resort of Mamaia.
Police spokesperson Marius Ghita said: “He had no licence, but told us his he had developed his own special way of driving.
“He said he had been sunbathing on a nudist beach and was travelling home. He had not dressed because he was in a hurry.”
Olteanu who was twice over the legal alcohol limit has been charged with dangerous driving.
July 16th, 2007 . by joe
I prefer to eat things that can’t give me the black plague.
Live rats are being trucked from central China, suffering a plague of a reported 2 billion rodents displaced by a flooded lake, to the south to end up in restaurant dishes, Chinese media reported.
Rats had been doing a roaring trade thanks to strong supply over the last two weeks, the China News Service quoted vendors as saying.
July 16th, 2007 . by joe